|Tablecloths, Tissues and Tampons|
|Author||HAILS, Christopher - Other Plays by this Author - Contact Author|
|Synopsis||When MP's Emma Mason (Conservative) and Rob Jackson (Labour) decide to pool their resources and move to London and share a flat, all seems to be going well until several of their expense claims reach the public domain. Despite being on opposite sides of the Commons they decide to unite to dispel rumours of any wrong-doings.
They invite a journalist friend to a no holds barred, kiss-and-tell interview, and expose the deeper dealings of their peers in the hope of diverting attention from themselves.
When both are hauled in front of their respective Whips to explain their expenses, they threaten to stand as Independents as a crucial Commons vote looms that could bring down the Government.|
|Cast||3F 2M (minimum 5)|
Rob (30's) Emma (30's) Chris (40's) Karen (30's) Julie (40's)
|Production||All the action takes place in Emma and Rob's open plan apartment . |
|Status||Available for performance|
|DOWNLOADS - these do not include any performance rights|
|TABLECLOTHS.doc||Sun, 27th Sep 2009||Full script||Available to print: £0.00||Download here|
|Available on ScriptCircle: (for other licences please contact the Author)|
|Amateur Performance||Up to 600 seats. EEC Countries.||£25.00 per performance|
|Professional Performance||Up to 600 seats. EEC Countries.||£35.00 per performance|
Originally from the North East of England and ex RAF. All but retired and enjoying life in Cyprus. Still writing and acting. Having written over 50 plays over the last eight years, my plays are slowly coming into vogue which is not a bad thing.